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The Jolly Green Giant (feat. My Name Is Ian)

from Introducing Malcolm Del Monte by Quiet Marauder

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lyrics

Ho ho ho

I'm bored of eating all this sweetcorn
I want to eat a human being
I want to weave a path of destruction
Right out of these Goddamn farmer's fields
I want to castrate that farmer
And make a eunuch marionette
I'm bored of eating all your sweetcorn
I'll eat you human beings instead

Ho ho ho

I'm sick of dressing in this loincloth
From now it's just Christian Dior
I want the same scale and size of luxury
As the Green Giant corporate board
I've toiled while central on their branding
As demeaning as it obviously is
So now it's time for the sweet taste of justice
As I crush them in my fingertips

Ho ho ho

It didn't need to be this way
All I asked for initially
Was worker's rights and pay
It didn't need to be this way
But the request came back declined
Minus two days' holiday
Two less days of unpaid holiday

I hate the screaming of the children
As I rampage through their family home
And toss their father high up into orbit
Wave a long goodbye to Mr C.E.O.
And then it's onto the next one
I've only got nine left on my list
But now I'm not sure that I am stopping
'Cos I'm getting quite the taste for it
Yeah, I love to eat those human beings
And I love to crush those human beings
Yeah, I'll eat another human being

Ho ho ho

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from Introducing Malcolm Del Monte, released October 27, 2023

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